Paul McCarthy

Residents Outraged Over 80-Foot Tall Butt Plug In Paris, Refuse To Believe It’s Actually A Christmas Tree

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Anti-gay crusaders in France, 'French Spring,' are outraged that there's all of a sudden an 80-foot buttplug erected in Place Vendome.

soccer

Well, We All Root For FC Santa Claus Now

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If your knowledge of lower-tier Finnish soccer isn't what it once was, you may be blissfully unaware a team called FC Santa Claus competed in the country's third division this year.

Money

10 Best Ways to Spend Your Christmas Cash

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Sitting on a pile of Christmas money from relatives who stopped knowing what the hell to buy you years ago.

coworkers

Man Who Lost Job Surprises Former Coworkers With Xbox Ones for Christmas

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A man recently deprived of his job still kept the Christmas spirit alive, stopping by his old office to bring presents to his former coworkers.

Christmas

Didn’t Get Your Christmas Package? Blame UPS? (Or Maybe Amazon!)

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To go on UPS's Facebook page right now is to stare at a den of very, very pissed-off vipers.

Dogs

Watch Puppies Open Christmas Presents, Because Why the Hell Else Are You on the Internet Today?

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Seriously though, what else are you doing to do today on the Internet.

Video

This guy surprised his family for Christmas at a time they needed it the most

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Joe Knutson lost his wife, Anna, six weeks before Christmas.

Pranks

Bros Prank Homeless Population By Giving Them An Awesome Christmas Morning

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Yesterday morning, Roman Atwood gave his city's homeless a Christmas.

Lists

50 best Christmas movies and specials

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Christmas movies are by their nature cloying, obnoxious, brain-deadening tests of endurance which sap the will of anyone stuck watching them.


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