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Drunk guy tries to be chivalrous, ends up falling down many stairs instead

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This drunk guy thought he'd be chivalrous on his date, hustling down to open a door for his lady.

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Guy tries to carry girlfriend through flood, fails miserably

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I fully respect this guy's attempt at chivalry but when carrying your girlfriend through a flood, you might want to avoid accidentally dropping her in a sea of water.

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Dude Gets Severe Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Hit His Girl

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This dude probably won’t be getting any for a bit.

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Opening Doors for People Far, Far Away is the New Hotness

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Throughout the day, there are a million opportunities to be both obnoxious and hilarious.