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You Are Eating Over 1,000 Calories And A LOT Of Sodium Every Time You Get Chipotle, Bros

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Chipotle is arguably the most popular restaurant chain in the United States right now.

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Chipotle EVERYWHERE: Chipotle Wants To Open 4,000 Small Takeout Locations

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Chipotle is king of the food service industry right now.

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Chipotle’s Twitter Was Hacked By A Bunch Of Nazi Trolls, Leading To This Very Unfortunate Exchange

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Chipotle's Twitter was hacked late last night by a bunch of trolls who turned it into a Nazi page.

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I Shit Myself In Public After Eating Chipotle This Weekend — Here’s The Harrowing Story

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I’d like to preface this by saying that I am a contributing member to society: I have a degree, I pay taxes, and I’m an organ donor.

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Yes, The Free Chipotle Burrito On January 26 Is Legit, But There’s A Catch

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I eat Chipotle for lunch twice a week (I rotate between a steak and chicken burrito bowl, extra tomatoes + all the fixins), so you can imagine my excitement when I heard that Chipotle is giving away free burritos on January 26.

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All She Wanted Was A Chipotle Burrito Bowl, She Was Willing To Do Anything, Then Things Got Weird

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Sometimes in life all you want is a little Chipotle to fill you up, other times you might want something else.


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