personal disasters

I Shit Myself In Public After Eating Chipotle This Weekend — Here’s The Harrowing Story

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I’d like to preface this by saying that I am a contributing member to society: I have a degree, I pay taxes, and I’m an organ donor.

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Yes, The Free Chipotle Burrito On January 26 Is Legit, But There’s A Catch

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I eat Chipotle for lunch twice a week (I rotate between a steak and chicken burrito bowl, extra tomatoes + all the fixins), so you can imagine my excitement when I heard that Chipotle is giving away free burritos on January 26.

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All She Wanted Was A Chipotle Burrito Bowl, She Was Willing To Do Anything, Then Things Got Weird

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Sometimes in life all you want is a little Chipotle to fill you up, other times you might want something else.

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Bro Is Eating Chipotle Every Day for 100 Days to Raise Money to Frat Brother’s Cancer Bills

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A few weeks ago I went on a rant about how much I hate it when millennials selfishly use crowdfunding campaigns for their own self-interest.

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16 crazy things you didn’t know about Chipotle

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Impossibly, Chipotle has long let us feel healthy while eating burritos the size of a baby.

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Want to Know Why Chipotle ALWAYS Asks If You Know Guacamole Is Extra?

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It takes a pretty elementary understand of economics to understand why guacamole costs extra at Chipotle.


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