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All She Wanted Was A Chipotle Burrito Bowl, She Was Willing To Do Anything, Then Things Got Weird

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Sometimes in life all you want is a little Chipotle to fill you up, other times you might want something else.

good causes

Bro Is Eating Chipotle Every Day for 100 Days to Raise Money to Frat Brother’s Cancer Bills

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A few weeks ago I went on a rant about how much I hate it when millennials selfishly use crowdfunding campaigns for their own self-interest.

Chipotle trivia

16 crazy things you didn’t know about Chipotle

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Impossibly, Chipotle has long let us feel healthy while eating burritos the size of a baby.

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Want to Know Why Chipotle ALWAYS Asks If You Know Guacamole Is Extra?

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It takes a pretty elementary understand of economics to understand why guacamole costs extra at Chipotle.

Sex

Couple arrested for having sex at a Chipotle…sorry, ON a Chipotle

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It's like the "Mile High Club" except only forty feet off the ground and on top of a Mexican restaurant.


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