Tag Archives: Children

This Guy Wants Us to Pray For His Cousin Because He Looks Like a Honey Bun

He really does.

Watch a Couple Kids Shit on Michael Bay’s Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Poor Michael.

This Video Shows Exactly How Kids Are Total Dickheads And Why You Should Never Have Any

In case you were ever thinking about it, think again.

Neighborhood Sex Offender in Iowa Found Under Child’s Bed

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Parents Dish on How They Know Their Kids Are Masturbating

And your childhood is ruined.

Children Exposed to Penis Man and a ‘Pin-the-Tail on the Anus’ Game While Visiting UC Berkeley

Hot Tip, UC Berkeley: Maybe don’t have kids visiting your campus during your National Condom Week celebration, which, for some fantastic […]

Six-Year-Old Students Caught Acting Out Rape and Drug Scenes From ‘Grand Theft Auto’

Parents of children at the Coed-y-Brain Primary School, in Llanbradach, Caerphilly (dear Lord is Welsh indecipherable), recently received notice from the school […]

10 Names Parents Gave Their Kids In 2013 That Should Count As Abuse

This is the year that brought us Sharkeisha. Could these names be worse?

Little Kid’s Dunk Fail is Your Win

He's so excited! Look how he excited he—awww.

Antonio Cromartie Continues to Prove that His Sperm is a Force; Wife Pregnant With Twins

For those keeping track, that'll be number 11 and 12 for the Jet's cornerback. He better hope he strikes oil, gets a long-lasting reality TV