university of vermont

Three GDI’s At UVM Kidnap, Pluck, Murder, And Eat Frat’s Pet Chicken

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Three 18-year-old GDI's at the University of Vermont have been arrested and charged with 'Unlawful Trespass, Possession of Stolen Property, Accessory before the Fact and Cruelty to Animals' after they stole a LIVE CHICKEN from the Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity house, killed it, cooked it, and ate it.

football

Northwestern Football Players Celebrate More For Free Chick-Fil-A Than Upsetting An Overrated Notre Dame

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On Saturday night the Northwestern football team upset a once highly ranked Notre Dame.

dumb crime

This Guy Allegedly Offered A Woman $3 And A Chicken Dinner In Exchange For Sex And I Can’t See Why She Declined

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If you’ve looked at my Twitter lately (which I’m sure most of you haven’t because hopefully you have better things to do), you’ll know that I’m poor and hungry.

bro science

How To Eat Chicken Without Wanting To Kill Yourself

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YouTube Have you ever tried to eat clean.

subservient chicken

Burger King brings back 2nd creepiest mascot ever

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Depending on when you started wasting most of your life on the internet, you might have heard of a little gimmick from Burger King called The Subservient Chicken.

Octopus

The Chtucken Is a Chicken-Crab-Octopus Combination That Needs to Die Now

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That above photo was taken by @Damana, after she went down to the depths of hell and was tasked by Satan himself with ruining the world.

The Library

How to make Chicken Nuggets from scratch

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  There's always an argument over who has the best chicken nuggets (Wendy's), but why can't the answer be you.

Pork

New York Now Has an All-Nugget Restaurant

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Quick, how much do you love chicken nuggets.


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