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Charlie Sheen Allegedly Pulled A Knife On A Dentist Because That’s What Winners Do

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Charlie Sheen is in trouble with the law once again after he allegedly assaulted a female dental technician and pulled a knife on a dentist.

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Charlie Sheen did the Ice Bucket Challenge, didn’t get wet, yet was still awesome

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I wondered how long it would take for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to get around to Charlie Sheen, because I was dying to see what he would come up with.

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Here’s Charlie Sheen completely hammered at a Taco Bell drive-thru

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Charlie Sheen continues to win at life as we can quite easily see from this video of him drunk talking to a couple of fans at a Taco Bell drive-thru.

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Charlie Sheen and Rihanna are in the midst of an epic pissing contest

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Charlie Sheen, always one to be tactful, is angry that he was at a restaurant that Rihanna was eating at and she wouldn't stop by to meet his (non-pornstar) fiancee.

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Charlie Sheen tweeted a photo of a knife to Denise Richards because that’s not crazy

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Charlie Sheen is apparently still #WINNING as his latest smooth move of note was to tweet a photo of a knife to his ex-wife Denise Richards when he thought she was going to exclude him from her Christmas plans.

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‘Machete Kills Again… In Space’ better get made

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I will personally destroy Hollywood with my bare hands if it doesn't.


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