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Vomiting Cat Hilariously Videobombs A Half Naked Hot Chick In A Massage Video

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Nothing like a nice, relaxing massage to calm the old nerves.

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Watch This Dog Shovel Snow. Stop. Realize How Fucking Stupid Cats Are.

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The upper-half of North America is covered in leftover snow from polar vortex after vortex, and cats don't seem to be doing a ding-dangity-dong thing about it.

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This Video Of ‘Cats Welcoming Home Soldiers’ Is Further Proof Felines Are Cold And Soulless

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Cats are about as American as borscht and caviar, and they have the emotional range of Vladimir Putin.

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Here’s A Cat Catching A Snowball In Slow-Motion, Because It’s A Goddamn Cat Catching A Snowball In Slow-Motion

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#DeathStorm2K15 may be hitting much of America but this cat gives no fucks as he skies like Odell Beckham, Jr.

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Cats And Boobs, Two Of The Internet’s Favorite Things, Get Combined Into One Video

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I always knew that cats were closet perverts and this Internet-ready video of cats massaging and nuzzling women's boobs proves it.

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This Cat Dressed As Bane And Plotting To Kill Santa Is The Ultimate Christmas Grinch

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Nothing says "holiday spirit" like a cat wearing a Bane mask who's wrapped bombs like presents and littered the bottom of your chimney with sharp knives.

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‘Cats Vs. Christmas Trees’ Compilation Once Again Proves Cats Are Just Giant Dicks

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Every year people put up their Christmas trees, take great pains to decorate it, put lights on it, and do their best to make them look as nice and festive as possible.


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