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Sergeant-At-Arms Who Killed Yesterday’s Shooter Receives Emotional ‘Standing-O’ From Every Member Of Parliament

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Sergeant-at-arms Kevin Vickers is the man credited with fatally shooting a gunman who stormed the Canadian Parliament yesterday, and today he received a very emotional standing ovation from members of every Canadian political party.

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You Find 102 Snakes Hiding Out In Your Basement—Do You A) Burn It Down or B) Burn It Down?

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What would you do if like this family in Saskatchewan, Canada you found out that 102 snakes had taken up residence in your basement for the Winter.

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Here’s Video Of The Gunfight Inside A Canadian Parliament Building

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Several different shooting incidents have rocked downtown Ottawa this morning, including this one at the Library of Parliament.

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Brazzers Has A Special Message For The Air Canada Pilots Who Can’t Stop Jerkin’ It Mid-Flight

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Last week we brought you the story about how the pilots for Air Canada can’t stop masturbating to violent murder porn while flying planes.

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Fun Fact: The Pilots For Air Canada Are Masturbating To Violent Murder Porn While Flying Planes

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When I think of “Jobs that I wouldn’t care if someone decided to masturbate while doing,” the following occupations come to mind: 1.

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Canadian Postal Worker Unable To Deliver Package–Leaves MOST Canadian Excuse Ever

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Canada's (and its citizens) have so many stereotypes I don't even know where to begin, but one thing is for sure: this postal worker's excuse for being unable to deliver a package is the most Canadian excuse ever given.

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This Canadian Newscaster’s Reaction To FHRITP Makes It Funny All Over Again

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Of COURSE a Canadian reporter would have the most polite and friendly reaction we've seen yet to FHRITP being screamed during a live interview.

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Canada: The Anal Capital of the World

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Did you know that Canada is currently the anal capital of the world.


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