Sex

Guy’s Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, Then They Lost Their Goddamn Minds

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This is certainly one way to go about sweeping everything under the rug.

sprayable cake

Introducing ‘Spray Cake’–the final frontier of laziness

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Is baking a cake or purchasing one at the store too much of a hassle for you.

World Cup

This Seemingly Pro-Argentina Cake Is Hiding a Dark Secret

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Was it over when the Germans hid under the frosting.

Stephon Marbury

Stephon Marbury Enjoyed a Fairly Epic Birthday Cake Facial

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Stephon Marbury is an interesting dude who does interesting things.

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen’s Birthday Message is Funnier Than Yours

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Things between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller aren’t exactly super-friendly right now.

LeBron James

LeBron James Gave His Son an XBox-Shaped Birthday Cake

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It can’t be easy to have LeBron James for a father.

entertainment

This ‘Dexter’ Cake Looks Delicious

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Everything about this Dexter-themed cake should be unappealing and yet all I want to do is plunge a knife into it and stuff it into my face.

pie

The Houston Rockets’ Mascot Rewrote All the Cake-to-the-Face Rules Last Night

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The Houston Rockets beat the Los Angeles Lakers last night because Kobe Bryant’s crew is old and busted.

Rob Gronkowski

A Life-Sized Rob Gronkowski Cake is Here to Spice Up Any Celebration

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I say we get this thing and a life-sized Bibi Jones cake in the same room and see what happens.

Cake

It’s Your Birthday? Here’s an Exploding Cake.

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The only possible explanation for this is that David Banks wished for an exploding birthday cake, and that the cake decided to grant his wish instantly.


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