Waking up sucks.
Not gonna lie, this video shocked my brain harder than that Meatstick Phish played at Madison Square Garden a couple New Years Eves ago.
I need a mac and cheese grilled cheese in my face right now.
The funny thing about this video is that a lot of Bros actually do act like this, minus the 24/7 Starbucks and annoying voices.
"I want to scream your name but I have no idea what it is.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is completely honest when they're first hitting on/flirting with someone.
We all know that the value of a dollar is pretty much worthless in NYC, but what about the other great cities across the nation.
There are just so many things on a daily basis that I see people obliviously attempt to get away with, of which they actually have less than no shot.
It's pretty damn easy to look back at the 90s as a truly magical era, and nostalgically reflect on how much better dating today would be if it were more like the 90s.