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Bagel Bites Now Has A Breakfast Version, For All Of Us Who Get Shitfaced In The Morning


God, I was so sick of eating cereal with my Colt 45 in the morning.

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The Waffle Taco Is Dead, But Taco Bell Introduces New Biscuit Taco With Jalapeno Honey


Nearly two years ago, Taco Bell entered the fast food breakfast wars with their revolutionary Waffle Taco.

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Which Fast Food Restaurant Has The Best Breakfast Sandwich?


It’s a competition between Dunkin Donuts, Burger King, Starbucks, McDonald’s, Carl’s Jr.


This Restaurant’s Breakfast Has 8,000 Calories And You Have To Sign A Waiver Before Attempting To Eat It

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The one time that I accepted a food-eating challenge I plowed through 3 plates of French fries, 2 cheeseburgers and 5 chicken tenders in one sitting.

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The Rock Just Revealed His Hardcore Post-Workout 4 A.M. Breakfast That Would Kill Most Bros


At no time in my life have I ever wanted to be as muscular as The Rock.

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Watch A Bunch Of People Who Were Born Without Taste Buds Try McDonald’s Breakfast For The First Time


If you don't like McDonald's breakfast then the chances that you are the reincarnation of Satan are pretty high, which means that all of the people in this video are literally the Devil.

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6 Fast-Food Breakfasts That Should Exist


Completely relaxed, I settle into the couch, unwilling to walk the fifteen feet to the bed or clean up the Funyun pile perched on my stomach.


Watch Two Ratchet Chicks Beat The McShit Out Of Some McDonald’s Employees Because Breakfast Wasn’t Available


Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m an empathetic person who actually cares about the emotions of people other than myself.


These Six Breakfast Life Hacks Will Change How You Make Breakfast Forever


Did you know that you're pouring orange juice completely wrong every morning.


Do You Have The Balls To Finish This 8,000 Calorie Breakfast?


This is the breakfast of champions, so long as you're the champion of high cholesterol and early heart disease.

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Here is a CORRECT ranking of the best cereals


Since this topic is of utmost importance, here is a correct ranking of cereals that puts to rest any arguments that may arise in the future.

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6 health reasons you should skip breakfast


You feel positive after each breakfast, because you know you’re doing everything you can to ensure that today’s workout is the best it can be.


6 Health Reasons You Should Skip Breakfast


If you’re committed to health and fitness, you probably take breakfast pretty seriously.


Your Life Is a Lie; All Fruit Loops Colors Taste the Same


Today in devastating news from Time Magazine's Department of Shitting on Everything You Hold Near and Dear: Every flavor of Fruit Loops taste the same.

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How to make a Chorizo Breakfast Burrito


  Breakfast is the easiest meal to make, but it's also when you're most likely to prefer death to cooking.

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