Tag Archives: Booze
If you aren't running your $12 bottle of shitty vodka through a Brita water filter, you're not drinking bad vodka right.
It's a fact that booze is good for you. But do you know WHY? Watch this...
Any sucker can pound tea vodka, ice-cold Fireball shots, or shot-gun Bud Lights.
People love drinking but no one loves waking up next to a monstrosity.
Nice work, bald guy.
Marked by relaxation, minimal hygiene, and expressing time in beers consumed rather than hours, the cottage lifestyle is a true slice of paradise.
Bartenders do more good for the world than the UN. Every time you tip a bartender it should be considered a tax-exempt donation.
Booze in other countries is weird. Some would call it "not pleasant" ass-flavor.
It's not summer without some illegally purchased alcohol slushies
Not one-hundred percent certain if I should feel outraged or elated that the U.S. isn't in the top ten heaviest drinking countries.
New York senator Charles Schumer has now turned his attention to the powdered alcohol "Palcohol."
We're not saying you should make powdered alcohol at home, we're just saying you could.
Mad Dog, Franzia, and Boone's Farm are all modern marvels to the drinking connoisseur.
It's the end of a gasoline-tasting, false advertising era.
As clear as the purest stream and as powerful as Thor's hammer, vodka is a sexy two-headed beast that can show you ecstacy, make you
Whiskey or death, AMIRIGHT?
Outsiders may find your choice depressing, but the anti-portable-booze agendas of Emilio Estevez, Ralph Macchio, or any dissenting friends or […]
I envy people who don't get hangovers even when they spend the entire night drinking like all they want to do is achieve one from the
Turns out quite a lot, if this chart from National Media Research Planning and Placement is to be believed. Liberals appear to like their liquors clear,
A South Carolina woman is accused of stabbing her husband after he returned home from the store without beer.
Let's face it. Your girlfriend, if left to her own devices, will get you some pretty terrible gifts these holidays. Why, just yesterday she was
Today marks the 80-year anniversary of the end of Prohibition, that wretched time in America when, for 13 years, people weren't allowed to drink. Imagine
It's called Great Odin's Raven Special Reserve because you're damn right that's what it is called.
You technically started this bender Wednesday night, perhaps even waking up next to a paunchier, decaying version of a former high-school hookup this morning, but now
Light Beer If Natty Lite, Natty Ice, Busch, Keystone, Coors, or dare I say it… Milwaukee’s Best is your drink of choice, then you’re the ultimate
Just a nice nightcap, ya know.
This is the most heartbreaking video of alcohol abuse I've ever watched. I almost feel like it should be accompanied by Sarah McLachlan song just for
There are many articles online debating why you should drink beer, and what they all have in common is that beer is actually good for
It's Shoenice as you've always seen him before -- ingesting stupid shit for someone's sake. Whose sake? We are not quite sure, but some day
Warning: number two will pique your interests and make you want to vomit all at the same time. I won't spoil it, but it is
It feels like you just passed out twenty minutes ago, but the rising sun and your alarm clock beg to differ. The inside of your
The sometimes sleazy combination of guzzling mass amounts of hard liquor and frivolously engaging in sloppy organ grinding rituals of the flesh has been synonymous
So apparently, the last article I wrote about bartending stirred a little discussion across the interwebs. I became the world’s most
For lack of a better term this is a game changer right here. And I'm all for it. It's just too bad the cup doesn't