Tag Archives: Booze

Awesome Irish Brewmaster Reviews Cheap Wine, Doesn’t Do the Tour De Franiza

Mad Dog, Franzia, and Boone's Farm are all modern marvels to the drinking connoisseur.

Pour One Out For Four Loko, Which Is Officially Ending Production

It's the end of a gasoline-tasting, false advertising era.

10 BAC-Increasing Facts You Didn’t Know About Vodka

As clear as the purest stream and as powerful as Thor's hammer, vodka is a sexy two-headed beast that can show you ecstacy, make you

10 Insane Boozed Up Facts You Didn’t Know About Whiskey

Whiskey or death, AMIRIGHT?

The Perks of Embracing the Flask-Carrying Lifestyle

Outsiders may find your choice depressing, but the anti-portable-booze agendas of Emilio Estevez, Ralph Macchio, or any dissenting friends or [...]

Which Alcohol Gives the Worst Hangover?

I envy people who don't get hangovers even when they spend the entire night drinking like all they want to do is achieve one from the

Cool Chart Breaks Down What Your Favorite Drink Says About Your Political Orientation

Turns out quite a lot, if this chart from National Media Research Planning and Placement is to be believed. Liberals appear to

Woman of the Year Stabs Husband For Not Buying Beer

A South Carolina woman is accused of stabbing her husband after he returned home from the store without beer. 

12 Gifts Guys Want to Receive From Their Girlfriend

Let's face it. Your girlfriend, if left to her own devices, will get you some pretty terrible gifts these holidays. Why, just yesterday

How to Stock a Bar: Tips From the World’s Best Bartender

Today marks the 80-year anniversary of the end of Prohibition, that wretched time in America when, for 13 years, people weren't allowed to drink. Imagine

Scotch Scotch Scotch! There’s Now An Anchorman Scotch You Can Drink

It's called Great Odin's Raven Special Reserve because you're damn right that's what it is called. 

The Official Thanksgiving Drinking Game (To Help You Cope With Your Crazy Family)

You technically started this bender Wednesday night, perhaps even waking up next to a paunchier, decaying version of a former high-school hookup this morning, but now

What Your Drink Of Choice In College Says About You

Light Beer

If Natty Lite, Natty Ice, Busch, Keystone, Coors, or dare I say it… Milwaukee’s Best is your drink of choice, then you’re the ultimate

Former NFL Safety Tom Zbikowski Used to Enjoy 4 Scotches and 4 Guinnesses the Night Before Games

Just a nice nightcap, ya know. 

Can Beer Save Christianity?

Maybe? I mean, they already give out free booze every weekend. 

Just Another Day at the Liquor Store, When All the Sudden…. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the most heartbreaking video of alcohol abuse I've ever watched. I almost feel like it should be accompanied by Sarah McLachlan song just for

Top 10 Reasons Why We Should All Drink Beer

There are many articles online debating why you should drink beer, and what they all have in common is that beer is actually good for

Bro Slams Entire Bottle of Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila in Under a Minute

It's Shoenice as you've always seen him before -- ingesting stupid shit for someone's sake. Whose sake? We are not quite sure, but some day

10 Staggering Facts About Alcohol

Warning: number two will pique your interests and make you want to vomit all at the same time. I won't spoil it, but it is

How to Discreetly Vomit at Work After a Night of Hard Livin’

It feels like you just passed out twenty minutes ago, but the rising sun and your alarm clock beg to differ. The inside of your

World Pisstory: Columbus, Circumcision and 5 Booze Bottles That Make Great Dildos

The sometimes sleazy combination of guzzling mass amounts of hard liquor and frivolously engaging in sloppy organ grinding rituals of the flesh has been synonymous

10 Customers Every New York City Bartender Encounters (And Probably Hates)

So apparently, the last article I wrote about bartending stirred a little discussion across the interwebs. I became the

This Cup Changes Color to Notify Drinkers of Roofies

For lack of a better term this is a game changer right here. And I'm all for it. It's just too bad the cup doesn't

10 Worst Places to be Hung-Over

We’ve all experienced a hangover in our lives so I will spare you the cute, little intro blurb about why it’s

Superman Keg Stands are a Thing, Familiarize Yourself With Them

Of all the stupid things you could do... this is definitely one of them. I mean, it is basically the drunken equivalent to a trust

Top 10 Reasons Why a Bathroom Would Make the Perfect Bar

We don't know about you but house parties are always way more fun than a night around town. Not only are

Girl Opens a Beer With Her Boobs, Rendering All Other Methods Obsolete

And she's drinking a Bud heavy. What a lady! 

What a Chick’s Drink Says About the Way She Screws

Welcome to the Drunken Jungle – the perfect place for a true, all-American case study of stunningly beautiful degenerates, whiskey dust

8 Crazy Liquors Every Bro Should Try This Summer

We know what you drank last summer. We know what you're drinking this summer. And frankly, we think you can do better. In

Guess What Happened to 6,000 Gallons of Glorious Whisky?

12 years old is too young to die!

Drunk Irish Bro Tries to Drink a Beer While Doing a Handstand

If you try to drink a beer while doing a handstand in a pub, you might have a bad time. Just ask this lad... 

The Booziest States in America are Revealed. But Are They?

The fatal flaw with this is the method in which they chose to pick what makes a state the booziest. Bars per capita, I suppose,

10 Things You Need to Know About the Boardy Barn for MDW

Every Memorial Day Weekend, hundreds of Bros journey out to the Hamptons in search of booze and boobs only to find

Bestiality, Tacos and Pecker Gnats: The Difference Between Beer Drinkers and Hard Liquor Degenerates

Within this booze fueled world in which we dwell, there are a series of bottleneck gates that we first must pass

ASU Frat Bro Drinks 20 Shots of Tequila, Friends Dump Him at Hospital With a Post-It Note Attached

The Post-It Note wasn't exactly the best touch, but at least they brought him to the hospital. His blood alcohol concentration was .471% and according

5 Hardcore Drinking Games from All Over the World

When it comes to partying, you want to enjoy yourself the best way you can. You can do that with a

8 Movie Characters We’d Like to Party With the Most

We like to party. Nay, we LOVE to party. And today we list the 8 movie characters we'd most like to party with. Your list

Top 5 Insensitively Themed Beers

Beer labels have been getting the conservative community’s proverbial panties in a wad for years. It seems that while independent brewers are fighting to coming

How to Maximize the Final Party Weekend of the Semester

The final party weekend of the year in college is like a going-out-of-business sale: everything and anything goes, and it doesn’t matter at what cost.

8 Best Bars In New York City For Bros

New York is a city of lushes. The bars don’t officially close until 4am and the after parties go until 8am. As of 2012, there