Thongs

Sofia Vergara in a Thong is a Christmas Gift for Us All

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Sofia Vergara is not an unattractive woman.

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I Can’t Stop Watching This Flapping Boat Tarp Set To Eminem

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This is the best thing on the internet, at least for the next few days.

Fails

Bored? Watch the Ultimate Collection of Boat Fails

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Alcohol + the water + high-powered machinery = FAILS.

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Drunk Dude in Boat Gets Clocked in Face by Beer, Goes Overboard

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There is nothing like being out in the open water, enjoying the grandeur of nature while pounding an obscene amount of beers.

Boats

Hot Shot Driver Destroys $1 Million Powerboat After Launching It 40ft in the Air Over a Wave

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This was patently stupid, but it's a thousand times more idiotic given the fact that the boat was worth $1 million.

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Hot Tub Boat: The ultimate party boat/floating porn set

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The Hot Tub Boat is pretty much exactly what you'd imagine from the title: A floating hot tub with an electric motor that lets you steer, provided you're not too busy relaxing.