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Bill Clinton Has a Mistress That His Secret Service Detail Refers to as the ‘Energizer’

"I am so shocked by this news." -Said no one ever, not even Hilary Clinton.

Is a Pissed Off Bill Clinton Why Qatar’s 2022 World Cup Bid Is in Jeopardy?

Still fighting for America.

It Turns Out Bill Clinton Went Down on Monica Lewinsky

We never doubted you, Bro King Bill Clinton. We never doubted you one bit.

Just a Photo of Bill Clinton Surrounded By Hookers

Slick Willie, at it again!

Miley Cyrus Went Full Monica Lewinsky on a Bill Clinton Impersonator to Kick Off Her ‘Bangerz’ Tour

Hey, it’s my job to report the facts. Cultural icon Miley Cyrus combined her encyclopedic knowledge of presidential history and […]

Did Bill Clinton Really Threaten Tom Sizemore So He Could Bang Elizabeth Hurley?

I want to be true I want it to be true I want it to be true… According to a […]

President Clinton Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents

A few months ago, a hacker known as "Guccifer" broke the news that George W. Bush was a painter of dogs and bathtubs. Now he's

Bro Idol Bill Clinton Says ‘Obama is Luckier Than A Dog With Two Dicks’

Is that a lucky thing? I think it would be more of an inconvenience than anything. But who am I to doubt Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton Attempts Retaliation Impersonation of Bono on ‘Piers Morgan Live,’ Butchers It

Yesterday, Bono did a rather serviceable impersonation of President Clinton. Today, President Clinton had his moment in the sun on Piers Morgan Live, but all

Check Out U2’s Bono Doing a Really Respectable Bill Clinton Impersonation

If you lined up 30 famous musicians -- men, women, children, and whatever Kenny G is -- and asked me which one of them can do

Bill Clinton Sings ‘Blurred Lines’ Because Internet Demanded It

People like this song, huh?

Bill Clinton Showed Up for an Interesting Interview with Stephen Colbert Last Night

Bill Clinton—whose current popularity is arguably insane when you think about how his presidency ended—gave a funny interview with a fully in character Stephen Colbert

Bill Clinton Wandered into Louisville’s Locker Room at Madison Square Garden, And it Was Awesome

Bill Clinton continued his impressive victory tour tonight at Madison Square Garden where he dropped into the Louisville Cardinals locker room after their win over

Bill Clinton Photobombed Kelly Clarkston

You will never, ever be half as cool as Bill Clinton. Dude has carte blanche and could charm the pants off even the biggest prude.

Watch Bill Clinton’s Full Speech at the Democratic National Convention

If you were watching Giants-Cowboys tonight, you may have missed Ol' Slick Willy deliver a whopper of a speech at the DNC. His talk clocked

Bill Clinton Is Now Crashing Weddings

Slick Willie, you sly dog. Last seen hanging out with porn stars in Monaco, Bill Clinton has now been spotted crashing a wedding at the

Just a Photo of Bill Clinton Posing with a Bunch of Adult Film Stars

Best. Photo. Ever. Slick Willie, back to big pimpin' on the prowl. Here's a photo making the rounds of the 42nd President of the United

Funny Or Die Boasts All-Star Cast for Clinton Foundation Skit

FunnyOrDie pulled off what may be the most star-studded internet sketch comedy bit of all time. They really must have called in some favors to

Should Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, or Tiger Woods Replace Hugh Hefner?

In a recent poll conducted by Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes, participants were asked one of the most important questions on Americans' minds today: who

Best Companies to Work For, Paralyzing Hickey, Ochocinco Parties with the Prez

Here are this morning's top news headlines... Business: Fortune has released its list of the Top 100 Best Companies to Work for 2011. Did your company

Bill Clinton Films ‘Hangover 2’ Cameo in Thailand

Mel Gibson may have been kicked out of his cameo appearance in "The Hangover 2" by members of the cast, but that doesn't mean the

Great Americans and Animal Enthusiasts Vie for Bro of the Week

It's been a long week but it's time again to wrangle the best of the best from the last seven days and count down to