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30-Minute Bathroom Lines At Wrigley Field Led To Cubs Fans Pissing In Empty Cups And Corners


  Wrigley Field's renovations caused a nightmarish situation at last night's season opener against the St.


Watch A Bunch Of Girls Try To Pee Standing Up For The First Time Ever


Have you ever taken a step back from your happy little life and wondered to yourself “Waiiiit a second, what would the world be like if girls could pee standing up.


Watch A Bunch Of Girls FREAK The Fuck Out When Someone Slips A Mannequin Head Under Their Bathroom Stalls


Okay so this is funny as hell, but at the same time as a girl it’s fucking horrifying.


How Dangerous Is It ACTUALLY To Sit On A Public Toilet?


Answer: it’s not, stop being a wuss and take a seat on that porcelain throne like the king you are.


This Story About A Guy Who’s Been Pooping Wrong His Entire Life Will Confuse The Hell Out Of You


No, we're not talking about Butters from South Park, we're talking about poor Reddit user jaydogsmith, who apparently didn't know how to poop correctly until now.

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Why I Hate Public Restrooms


I don’t know how you spent your time in college, but a sizable chunk of mine was devoted to finding a quiet place to take a shit on campus.

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The Suite Life of Bathroom Sex


Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, you’re regaining consciousness after a wicked blackout.


Introducing One Wipe Charlies, the Only True Butt Wipes for REAL MEN


The Dollar Shave Club re-wrote all the rules about face grooming, and now they’re re-writing all the rules governing a far more important part of the body – the ass.


This Drunk Guy Passed Out on a Urinal Makes Us Ask Where’s the Worst Place You’ve Ever Passed Out?


I've woken up in some places, and next to some "things," that would make a billy goat puke, but I don't know if any rival how disgusting it is to unconsciously french kiss a urinal.


12 Photos of Bathroom Graffiti From Different Colleges Around the Country


Courtesy of a site called Potty-o-Graphy  comes photos of literal toilet humor seen in stalls at colleges around the country.


And Now a Very Sad Craigslist Post About Bathroom Love Gone Awry


A relationship begat from a chance encounter in a bathroom during a Megadeth-Motorhead double bill would seem destined for success.

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