Tag Archives: Barcelona

Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Left Students Unknowledgeable about Geometry Scrambling to Learn About Parabolas

I apologize that Kyle Koster isn’t working today. His soccer goal headlines are works of art. I tried here. Probably [...]

Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Will Make You Wonder If He’s a Human Being

Lionel Messi is playing soccer again. And he's still ridiculously good at it. 

Intel Purchases Ad Space on Inside of FC Barcelona Jerseys, Darren Rovell Ejaculates

Probably. I have no proof that upon hearing this news, Darren Rovell ran into an adjacent office closet and began furiously cranking on his man member

It’s an Absolute Tragedy This Lionel Messi Goal Didn’t Count

Lionel Messi is perhaps the best athlete in the world despite barely qualifying to ride roller coasters at amusement parks. 

Pedro’s Late Heroics Help Barcelona Avoid Champions League Elimination

Barcelona survived a scare from Paris Saint-Germain and advanced the semifinals of the Champions League thanks to this goal by Pedro – which came just

Lionel Messi Scores a Goal While Six AC Milan Players Look On

Lionel Messi does things no one else can do. Here he is scoring a goal with more than half the AC Milan team encircling him.

Lionel Messi Has Scored 86 Goals This Year; Here’s Video Proof

Lionel Messi set a record for goals in a calendar year by scoring his 85th and 86th tallies in yesterday’s game against Real Betis. Without

Celtic Beat Barcelona, Which Was Enough to Make Rod Stewart Weep Like a Baby

Strong men also cry.

Barcelona Star Carles Puyol’s Injury Video Is Not for the Squeamish

Carles Puyol, the defensive stalwart who has anchored Barcelona’s backline forever, suffered a brutal injury during today’s Champions League match against Benfica.

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi Score World-Class Goals Within Minutes of Each Other

Real Madrid bested a 10-man Barcelona yesterday, 2-1, to win the Spanish Super Cup on goal aggregate. That was sort of a boring sentence. Let

Boy With No Feet Surprisingly Good at Soccer, Trains With Barcelona

I’m a sucker for these inspiring stories. Strong Bros also cry. Well, not cry … but feel feelings.

Diana Morales In Pily Q Swimwear Is Really Something Else

This is Spanish babe Diana Morales making the entire world jealous with some gorgeous swimwear from Barcelona-based Pily Q. Here's to throwing any chances

Here Are All 72 of Lionel Messi’s Goals This Season

Lionel Messi’s four goals on Saturday ran his season total to an unprecedented 72. He broke the previous mark of 70 set way

Fernando Torres’ Goal Secures Champions League Final Spot for Chelsea

Fernando Torres propelled Chelsea into the Champion League final with this remarkable stoppage-time goal in Barcelona. The Blues advanced 3-2 on aggregate and

Fan Fight Features Vicious Right Hook During Real Madrid-Barcelona Match

The hype for Saturday's epic matchup between Barcelona and Real Madrid lived up to its name, "El Clasico." 

Didier Drogba’s Goal Lifted Chelsea Past Barcelona

Didier Drogba’s goal was the only tally in Chelsea’s 1-0 Champions League semifinals victory over Barcelona. Frank Lampard is the real hero here.

Lionel Messi Breaks Barcelona’s All-Time Goal Record

Lionel Messi scored his 233rd goal with Barcelona this afternoon in a 5-3 victory over Granada to break the club’s all-time scoring record.

Lionel Messi Never Ceases to Amaze

In extremely predictable news, Lionel Messi scored a gorgeous goal over the weekend. The Barcelona star’s 51st goal of the year came in

Here’s Proof Lionel Messi Scored 5 Goals in a Champions League Match Today

The debate over the world’s best soccer player is over. What we should really try to figure out is just how much better

Watch Lionel Messi’s Perfect Free-Kick Goal

Barcelona and Real Madrid are mortal enemies, so it’s only natural that Lionel Messi tried to one-up Cristiano Ronaldo in the

Watch Lionel Messi Score Two Goals, Including the Game-Winner, In Barca’s 3-2 Win Over Real Madrid

Twitter's been blowing up all afternoon with commentary on today's Real Madrid-Barcelona match, and for good reason: Lionel Messi had two great goals, including a

Marco Fabian’s Goal Against Against Barcelona Was So Filthy That Even a Barcelona Member Celebrated

Last night 70,080 futbol fans turned up at Miami's SunLife Stadium to watch a friendly between Mexico's Chivas de Guadalajara and the European