Tag Archives: Baltimore ravens

Haloti Ngata Is a Workout Hero

Strong man.

This Video of Ray Rice Dragging His Fiancee Out of An Elevator is Quite Something

Ray Rice’s trip to Atlantic City with his fiancee didn’t go so well, considering both of them were arrested. The […]

The Jets Now Have Crotch Fumble, Butt Fumble’s Dick-Focused Brother

The Jets will never stop being the Jets. 

Baltimore’s Kicker Has Mad Swag, Bro

Bam. Nail a game-winning kick, get your step on. You do you Justin. You do you.  

Terrell Suggs Claims NFL Caused Super Bowl Blackout

Today in NFL conspiracy news (and who doesn't love a good sports conspiracy), Terrell Suggs of the Baltimore Ravens claims NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell caused

Joe Flacco Missed the Birth of His Son to Play the Browns

This is the story that will lead about 50,000 awful, hand-wringing newspaper columns tomorrow, so you heard it here first: Joe Flacco skipped the birth

The Official NFL Kickoff Drinking Game: Baltimore Ravens vs. Denver Broncos

GUYS! FOOTBALL! DRINKIN!

Buy Ray Lewis’ Maryland House for $1.1 Million

Looking to buy a home in lovely Owings Mills, Maryland? This one is a killer deal...

This Baltimore Ravens Fan Is Responsible for the Best Celebration of the Super Bowl So Far

This inspired bout of celebration comes to us from the corner of Baltimore's S. Charles Street and E. Cross Street, which, thanks to the magic

Jacoby Jones Scores Two Incredible Touchdowns; Baltimore Ravens Win Super Bowl XLVII

Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens for withstanding a feverish San Francisco 49ers comeback and a momentum-killing 34-minute power outage to win Super Bowl XLVII. They

The Super Bowl Pick, Plus 12 Prop Bets to Help You Enjoy the Game

The two-week-long lead-up to Super Bowl Sunday is usually a little rough. There always seems to be one story line that's beat to death because

The Official Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

You probably have Super Bowl plans by now. They’d be greatly improved by incorporating this drinking game into the mix. Get after it, you guys.

Why Would God Care Who Wins the Super Bowl?

This week’s Sports Illustrated asks that question in bold lettering positioned above a shirtless Ray Lewis emerging from water. It’s an incredibly easy question for

Joe Flacco Thinks Staging Next Year’s Super Bowl in New Jersey is ‘Retarded’

Super Bowl media week is an endless stream of the same tired sports questions and nonsensical non-sports questions. Players and coaches give the same packaged

Torrey Smith Had an Awesome Birthday Cake

I had a similar cake for my birthday but it depicted me shoveling Doritos into my face. Advantage: Smith.

‘Tecmo Super Bowl’ Predicts Super Bowl XLVII

You should absolutely use this ever-so-scientific simulation to guide your wagering. Tecmo like the 49ers, and it likes them big.

7 Lessons the Baltimore Ravens Can Teach You About Overcoming Adversity

The following is by Ben Hebert, a rabid Balitmore Ravens fan and the founder of WhiteRaverRafting.com. Republished from his site with permission. If a San Francisco

New England Fans Harassed Torrey Smith About His Late Brother, Remain Intolerable

Fans are the worst part of sports. Here’s Example No. 29,291.

Shannon Sharpe Calls Out Bill Belichick For Skipping Out on CBS Interview

Does anyone like Bill Belichick? Does he even like himself? Probably not.

‘Have Fun at the Pro Bowl, Arrogant F*ckers’ Terrell Suggs Wins the Post Game Interview

While the rest of us get foot-in-mouth disease from drinking too much booze, the thrill of victory is apparently Terrell Suggs truth serum. It turned

Baltimore Ravens Win! Get Ready for the Har-bowl in New Orleans

That image above is Cary Williams sealing the deal for the Baltimore Ravens. Amazingly, it came on the second pick of the game for Tom

We’re One Step Away From Super Sunday, Plus the Conference Championship Weekend Picks

It’s hard to beat the football we got last weekend. Two of the games were exceedingly good, while the other two were close and high-powered

How to Jump on an NFL Team’s Bandwagon Just in Time for the Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is awesome. There’s no disputing that fact. But for my money, this coming Sunday is the best day of the football year.

If You Thought You Were a Crazy Football Fan, You’ve Got NOTHING On This Guy

Ladies and Gentlemen, the most endearingly awesome/dangerously frightening Baltimore Ravens fan you will probably ever see. 

Here’s How the Indianapolis Colts’ Season Ended

Andrew Luck had a transcendent rookie campaign. This late interception in today’s 24-9 loss to Baltimore won’t make any of the highlight reels celebrating his

Ray Lewis Has a Job Waiting for Him at ESPN

Well, that didn't take long.

Ray Lewis Will Retire at End of Season

All good things must come to an end.

Knowshon Moreno Hurdled Ed Reed Like a Boss

Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno treated Baltimore Ravens star safety Ed Reed like a living hurdle and, of course, the footage was captured in

Baltimore Ravens LB Ray Lewis Tore His Triceps, Will Miss Rest of Season

An MRI today confirmed Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis suffered a torn triceps and will miss the rest of the season.

The ‘Real’ Refs Got a Standing Ovation in Baltimore

Last night’s Baltimore Ravens-Cleveland Browns game was the best game of the young NFL season if only because it was the first officiated by “real”

Josh Cribbs Gets Completely Destroyed by Baltimore’s Dannell Ellerbe

Forget firefighters and soldiers. Punt returners are the bravest men in the world.

Bill Belichick Grabs Replacement Ref After Dicey Call Decides Game

The Baltimore Ravens beat the New England Patriots, 31-30, last night on a field goal by Justin Tucker as time expired. They did not win

Streaker at Baltimore Ravens-New England Patriots Game Has an Important Message

It’s pretty amazing that we’ve gotten to the point where a moron on the field has to distinguish himself from any other moron on the

Ray Rice Celebrated a TD By Nearly Being Knocked Out by Cameraman

The Baltimore Ravens won 44-13 last night over the Cincinnati Bengals, dominating the game in pretty much every conceivable fashion. If you're a Ravens fan

Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Terrell Suggs Apparently Tore His Achilles Tendon Playing Basketball

Terrell Suggs will likely miss the entire 2012 season after tearing his Achilles tendon, according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter. One source says the All-Pro linebacker

Ray Lewis’ Postgame Locker Room Speech is Void of Any Mention of Billy Cundiff

Say what you will about Ray Lewis -- make fun of his old murder charges, call him washed-up, WHATEVER -- but the man

Watch This Ravens Fan Freak Out As Billy Cundiff Shanks Tying Field Goal

NFL fan freak out of the year. This dude has every right to freak out at how the Ravens butchered plenty of opportunities

Paging Pat and John: Mr. T’s Conference Championship Picks Are Here

This Sunday's conference championship games are classic battles that bring back memories of yesteryear. It's been 22 years since the only time the Giants and