bad music

Make It Stop: The 8 Worst Songs Ever Written About Sports

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Attaching sports to anything is a sure-fire way to make it seem a little cheesy.

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Farrah Abraham Released a Song Called ‘BLOWIN’ and It’s Somehow Not About Fellatio

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I'd just like to note that when compared to showing the entire world your asshole, coming out with a song of this caliber is the worst of those two decisions.

WTF

I think this music video just made my testicles retract

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According to the YouTube upload, Eli Kaldwell is an "Independent Irish-Caribbean singer-songwriter.

Syracuse

Syracuse Bros Sing Maybe the Worst Song Ever Made About How Fratty Their Clothes Are

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Caught this in Total Frat Move's FAIL Friday the other day and figured it was worth posting here just so we can make fun of it.

Thanksgiving

Everyone Stop! Here’s the Next Rebecca Black

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Featuring Patrice Wilson (who rapped in "Friday") and lyrics that helpfully tell us that the 4th of July comes after Easter, Nicole Westbrook's "Thanksgiving" will probably have 10 million views by tomorrow morning.

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‘The Ivy League Hustle’ Claims Princeton is Better Than Everyone Else

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Women trying to be funny is like women trying to excel at feats of strength: only the very best can compete with a man.


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