Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing,.
Did you ever have a slice of bacon that tasted like a shoe.
We are here for you.
Twenty-seven is way too old to be making a rookie mistake like this.
We LOOOVE bacon and one of those reasons is that it simply smells amazing.
It's like they new we'd get excited about it 46 years from now.
Cameo Crispi is a Utah woman, not an 80s R&B singer, and she's in a whole heap of delicious trouble.