The rich are better than you and me.
Because he sucks.
Guess which baseball Bro once wore a yellow thong to break a slump.
Just like us Twitter plebeians who sometimes tweet really dumb things, pro athletes also occasionally tweet without thinking.
Back in the day, Charles Barkley want pounded two fish filet sandwiches before taking the hardwood.
Brett Favre will never play another football game in his life.
Being an athlete is great when you're making millions on top of millions.