Tag Archives: Ask a bro

How Do You Tell a Girl That She’s Painfully Bad In Bed?

Sometimes bad sex isn't better than no sex at all.

Why Do Guys Think They Can Turn Lesbians Straight? Plus the ‘Cleveland Snowball’

Ask a Bro. Coming in tepid.

What’s the First Thing You Should Do When You Find Out Someone Has Cheated on You?

Cheating, joining the Navy, and Soggy Biscuits in this week's mailbag.

The Most Puzzling Sex Question I’ve Ever Received

Where the hell has Ask a Bro been? Valid question. As you may have noticed, the last month was ROUGH. [...]

If I Drink a Six-Pack of Beer Every Night, Does That Make Me an Alcoholic?

My holidays we're great. Thanks for asking. First Ask a Bro of 2014. Go time. 

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What Do You Do When You Love Your Girlfriend, But Hate Her Vagina, Plus A Killer Scavenger Hunt List

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Bro Intentionally Gave The Clap to a Girl Who Wronged His Friend, Plus Who’s Up for Salad Tossin’?

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Bro’s Penis + College Chick With Braces = Emergency Room Hell, Plus Is Not Always Wanting Sex Weird?

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Bro Just Found Out His Girlfriend Has a FURRY Fetish, Plus Would You Eat at a Taco Bell Buffet?

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How to Tell a Girl She Has Some Facial Hair That Needs to Go, Plus Is Being Accessible a Turn Off?

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What’s the True Definition of a MILF, Plus Other Things You Asked

It’s Friday, you don’t have shit to do, and I’ve been reading your life-and-death questions all week. You people have all kinds of problems. But,

Bro’s Sex Life Ruined After Entire Campus Finds Out He Banged a Fatty, Plus Sport F*cking

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What It Means When Someone Uses the ‘I’m in a Bad Place Mentally’ Breakup Excuse, Plus SnapChat Fun

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Bro Finds Out the Girl He’s Been Dating is a Stripper, Plus Google Image Search Is No One’s Friend

Big Hhhhhwhiff from old JC on last week's mailbag, huh? I have a few valid excuses but I'll just say that

Should Her College Debt Be a Deal Breaker? Plus Is It OK to Piss On Someone Passed Out at a Party?

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Bro Accidentally Sends His Professor Pics of a Naked Girl, Plus Finding a F*ck Buddy After College

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Bro Hits On a Girl at His Gym in Creepiest Way Possible, Plus a Whole Heap of Other Vulgarity

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A Chick Asks: Do Most Bros Choose Classy Girls or Skanks? Plus A Bro Stole a Sex Tape, Now What?

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When to Finally Steal a Girl Your Friend Can’t Close, Plus A Bro Answers Texts While He Whacks Off

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How to Break Up With a Girl Who Hasn’t Done Anything Wrong, Plus How Awful is Life After College?

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Having Sex With a One-Night Stand the Next Morning, Plus Who Will Win the Masters?

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Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me With a Girl He Messages On Facebook? Plus a Bro Seeks Proposal Advice

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Why Did He Stop Calling Me After We Had Sex? Plus a Married Bro and His Unclear Dilemma

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How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Needs to Lose Weight Without Saying It? Plus Wayfarers or Aviators?

If you've ever read this and said, "I really wish he'd answer more questions" this is your day in the sun. Submit your Ask a

Ex-Military Bro Asks: Can I Still Get Chicks and Party in College at 23-Years-Old?

Bros, we are doing a few college-specific Ask a Bro columns over the next few weeks and this here is a call out for those

How Many Guys is Too Many Guys For My Girlfriend to Have Slept With Before Me? Plus Pube Shaving 101

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Is It Creepy to Message Chicks on Tinder? Plus a Bro Has a Spring Break Health Crisis

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Do Bros Enjoy Going Down on Chicks? Plus What is the Stupidest Meme So Far?

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Is My Girlfriend Cheating On Me With the ‘Friend’ She Texts Everyday? Plus Bathroom Etiquette 101

I apologize for whiffing on this column last week -- got busy and shit -- and I promise, hand to God, that it won't happen

Why Has She Stopped Responding to My Texts? Plus Would You Bang Casey Anthony?

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What’s the Most Disgusting Thing You’ve Ever Done in the Name of Sex? Plus Is Cuddling Bro?

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Has Banging Cougars Gone Out of Style? Plus Bro Can’t Stop Drunkenly Cheating on His Girlfriend

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Do Chicks Hate Receiving Unsolicited Dick Pics? Plus Revenge on Food-Stealing Roommates

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Bro Gets Stuck in Girlfriend’s Parents’ Bathroom Without Toilet Paper, Plus A Crazy ‘Catfish’ Story

It's been a while and I've received a ton of questions. Many of the questions were redundant, things I've covered in this column ad nausem

Does Wearing Headphones Around Campus Make You Look Like a Douche? Plus Having Standards in College

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What to Do When Your Hookup Goes to Study Abroad, Plus the Protocol of Finishing in a Girl’s Mouth

What the hell happened to Michelle Trachtenberg? She on ABC Family or some other channel human beings should never watch? Anyway, submit your Ask a

Should You Ever Take Back Your Cheating Girlfriend? Plus Why Airplane Safety Rules Are Infuriating

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Is Internet Porn the Reason Society Has Become More Sexual? Plus A Bro Takes Umbrage With Our Ads

Took a big bite out of the mailbag this week. Submit your Ask a Bro questions here. Let's roll.

Can a Booty Call Be Too Slutty? Plus Should You Stay Anonymous If You Won the Lottery?

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Do You Have To Return the Favor If She Goes Down on You? Plus Hot Tubs Can Be Very Awkward

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