Tag Archives: Argentina

This Seemingly Pro-Argentina Cake Is Hiding a Dark Secret

Was it over when the Germans hid under the frosting?

Germany Celebrated Winning the World Cup by Hanging With Rihanna

Goals and cleats excite her.

Here’s the Vicious Knee Kick That Earned Benedikt Höwedes a Yellow Card

Could have been a red.

Argentina’s Javier Mascherano Tore His Anus Yesterday and You Watched it Happen

Ouch, babe.

Can You Guys Believe The Pope Made It Out to the Argentina-Netherlands Match?

How'd he get tickets?

Lionel Messi Lionel Messi-ed Argentina into the World Cup Quarterfinals

For nearly two hours of play, Argentina and Switzerland struggled to create realistic scoring chances. Lionel Messi, the best player […]

Here’s Argentina Forward Rodrigo Palacio’s Rat Tail Swinging in Glorious Slow-Motion

Look at this thing.

Josip Drmic and the Swiss Had a Chance to Invade Argentina’s Goal, But Stayed Neutral

Weak!

GAH! Nigeria’s Michel Babatunde Appears to Have Arm Broken By Teammate’s Rocket Shot

Not for the squeamish.

Argentina’s Ezequiel Lavezzi Intentionally Squirted Water on Coach Alejandro Sabella for Some Reason

Right in the face.

Lionel Messi Is Out There Scoring Stupid Goals Again

What a delightful player.

Dennis Rodman Played a Basketball Game Dressed Like This

Looking pretty good, Dennis.

GAHHHH! Piranhas Attack SEVENTY People in Argentina

A massive piranha attack in Argentina has left 70 people injured and given you another way to fear death. 

These Sexy Pics of Marina Mozzoni Will Make You Say ‘Hot Damn’

Sexaaaaay. 

Sports Links for July 23: The R.I.P. Penn State Edition

Here's the best from our friends in the sports world today.

You Won’t Believe What Lionel Messi Did Now

Lionel Messi is a once-in-a-generation player who can do things no one else can. So it’s no surprise that on a day that saw a

Watch an Argentinian Man Scream and Curse at a Soccer Match On TV

As far as reactionary fan meltdowns go, this is great. What makes it even better is that there's English subtitles, so we know

Fight in the Stands at Saturday’s Argentina vs. USA Soccer Match

On Saturday 78,936 soccer fans packed New Meadowlands Stadium for a "friendly" game between the USA and Argentina. The game ended in a 1-1 draw.