Tag Archives: America

Quick, Think of the Most Tim Tebow Thing Tim Tebow Could Do …

The real America.

The Atlanta Braves Hate America

...Because they set the American flag on fire during their home opener.

ESPN’s New 2014 World Cup Ad Is American as FUCK

Oh hell yes.

A Feminist Rag Tried to Define Every Bro in America and… We Kinda Agree With Them

America the Bro-tiful

A Marine and Soldier Takes Back the American Flag from Disrespectful Protesters

I hate it when hippies parade the flag upside down to make some sort of extremist point about America "being in a state of

Cool GoPro Video of the Navy Parachute Team Jumping Into the Padres’ Home Opener

U-S-A. U-S-A- U-S-A.

Sooo… Wanna Know Which State Has the Most Chlamydia?

Is it yours?

Get Your America on with This Live Webcam of Bald Eagles Killing for Their Children


Rex and Rob Ryan Went to Hooters Because Rex and Rob Ryan Are National Treasures

As we face our frenemies to the north on the ice, gaze upon this photo of Rex and Rob Ryan [...]

U.S. Hockey Player T.J. Oshie Had an Amazing Response After Being Called a ‘Hero’

YES, YES, YES and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A. Just had good talk with America's newest hero. Only don't call T.J. [...]

U.S Women’s Hockey Fan in Full Bodysuit Loves America More Than You

If nothing else, the Olympics provide a perfect opportunity for Americans to go America all over everyone’s assess for two [...]

Badass Security Cam Footage Captures U.S. Army’s Delta Force Catching a Terrorist In 40 Seconds

This is so badass. The Washington Post recently uncovered video of a secret, middle-of-the-night raid against al-Qaeda terrorism suspect Nazih Abdul-Hamed [...]

1000 High School Students Sing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ In the Most Awesome Way Possible

Between this and the Winter Olympics in Sochi, I feel so much red, white, and blue adrenaline running through my veins, [...]

Map: The Worst Person From Each State In America

  The Bros at Mandatory put together this helpful guide to the absolute worst person from every state in America. [...]

Half of All Americans Admit to Sexting

Which means that… what… almost a hundred percent of us are doing it? Because I’m sure a lot of people [...]

Man Pulls Handgun on Girl Scout Selling Cookies

And amazingly, this didn't happen in Florida!

Why is My State So _____?

You can tell a lot about a state based on the top Google autocomplete suggestions. Or maybe you can't because they're wildly arbitrary and don't

10 Reasons Why It’s Better to Stay in America for Spring Break

America the Beautiful – why would anyone ever want to willingly leave this glorious country?

Proof That Bros Love America More Than Anything Else In Life

Back-to-back World War Champs, fuckers.... 

America Just Lost Its Man Card, the French Drink More Whiskey than Us

God fucking dammit, America. According to Quartz, our great nation comes in third in whiskey drank per capita in the world. 

The Insane Clown Posse Is Suing the United States of America

My first introduction to the Insane Clown Posse came when I was 15, when someone played The Neden Game for me. 

A Polar Vortex Is About to Kill Everyone in America

Prepare to die. Because you are going to die tomorrow. 

50 Weird Facts About All 50 States

Wisconsin has a Hamburger Hall of Fame? This is a gamechanger. I must visit it... 

This Epic Video of Military Humvees Deploying From a Plane Went Viral Again, Because ‘MERICA

Almost three years ago I posted an incredible video of military humvees paracuting out of a C-17 Globemaster III. Because 'MURICA), that kickass video has

4 Worst Things Happening In America Right Now

Last week we were bombarded with pixilated virals of Black Friday. Headline after headline of ignorant people treating other ignorant people like garbage. Unfortunately, reports

Northwestern Will Wear the Most Patriotic Uniforms in History Against Michigan

Northwestern has gone 0-5 since noted alums Mike Wilbon and Brent Musburger wore Wildcats jerseys on ESPN’s College GameDay. With their seasons spinning wildly out

Disappointing Chart Shows America’s Disappointing Beer Tastes

America's favorite beer is... Blue Moon?

The Government Shutdown Explained By Clueless

Tomorrow the Internet will explain the government shut down using Turtle quotes from Entourage. Meanwhile, allow Clueless to put things in perspective. 

This Chart Shows The Most Screwed Up Aspect Of Your State

We all know our home states have problems. I'm from Virginia and on Sunday you can only buy liquor from 1:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. If you

Some Human Stain Vandalized the Lincoln Memorial

America has a new public enemy. When we find this guy, it’s curtains.

Have Your Faith In Humanity Restored After Watching Dog See Owner After 6 Months Overseas

There's nothing more heartwarming than America's heroes and man's best friend taking the spotlight like this. The reuniting of LT Gary Daugherty and his dog

The 50 Most Patriotic Beers in America

Busch Camo Cans and Yuengling Lager, please...

20 Characters Who Embody Everything Great About America

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other

The Founding Fathers: America’s Original Badasses

As you all know, this weekend we will be celebrating Independence Day. All across the country, and even in other places around the world, Americans

College Kids Discuss Independence Day, Make Giant Asses Out Of Themselves

Hey everyone, how was your 4th of July? Did you go big or go home? Did you rock out hard in your Back to Back

Your Ultimate 4th of July Day Drinking Playlist

Because there can just never be too much 'MERICA.

Con Bro Chill’s ‘Born Free America’ Is the Only Independence Day Anthem You Need

True or false: Sometimes people go overboard for Independence Day.
FALSE. There's no such thing as too much freedom.

Things that would normally be construed as

Watch 128,000 Firecrackers Explode in Sixty Seconds, Because America

July Fourth is less than a month away. Not that we're giving anyone ideas--we're simply making that observation. 

Sh*tty Day? Suck It Up & Remember How 69 Years Ago Today, American Heroes Stormed a Beach in France

For those of you who haven't looked at a calendar, today is June 6, or D-Day. That means that if you're having a shitty day

The Booziest States in America are Revealed. But Are They?

The fatal flaw with this is the method in which they chose to pick what makes a state the booziest. Bars per capita, I suppose,