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Bouncer Knocks Out Drunk Dude Cold In One Mighty Bitch Slap

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Alcohol is awesome because it gives us the courage to approach the hot girl at the bar or to go ziplining in a jungle in Belize despite the craftsmanship on the cable system seeming very shoddy and unkempt.

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A Couple Of Congressmen We Now Love Want To Cut Alcohol Taxes By 80 Percent

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A couple of congressman want to lower federal alcohol taxes.

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Here’s Why Powdered Alcohol Is No Big Deal

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Powdered alcohol has caused an Internet shit-storm over the last few months.

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Live Más! The Booze At Taco Bell Will Be Coronas And ‘Twisted Freezes’ With Vodka, Tequila, And Rum

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The Internet collectively lost its bananas last week when the news broke that Taco Bell in Chicago was applying for a liquor license.

Spring Break 2016

Panama City Beach Has Banned All Alcohol On The Beach During Spring Break 2016 Because They Hate Fun

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Late last night the City Council of Panama City Beach voted unanimously on a motion that's been talked about and threatened for years: to ban all alcohol on the beach during spring break.

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This Veteran’s Koozie Company Is So Bro-Tastic That There’s A ‘Walking Dead’ Parody About It

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A few weeks ago I told you about The Boozie, a koozie that straps on your belt like a gun holster.

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‘Entourage’ Fans Will Love Seeing Johnny Drama’s Dreams Finally Come True

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In the warped world of Entourage, the younger Vinny Chase is a bigger Hollywood star than Johnny Drama, even with the success of Five Towns.

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Florida Grandma In A Bikini Totals BMW, Gets A DUI With 10-Year-Old Grandson Riding Shotgun

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Patricia Ebel, a 49-year-old from Naples, Florida, racked up a DUI charge after she slammed her BMW into the rear of another car stopped at a red light while on the way home from a day of drinking at a local pool.

weed

Vermont Legislators Propose Alcohol Prohibition If Weed Isn’t Legalized ASAP

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Two Vermont legislators have proposed a bill that will effectively bring back 1920's style prohibition laws in their state, aiming to use it as an ultimatum for weed to be legalized.

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Finally, Someone Invented A Beer Mug That Gives You An Arm Workout While You Drink

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No excuses to not swole up those forearms next time you want to do a little day drinking.

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Is The ‘Baby Flask’ A GAMECHANGER For Drinking Booze At Sports Events?

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People will go to insane lengths to conceal their booze to save a couple bucks at a sporting event.


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