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This Is Easily The Most Disgusting Thing To Ever Happen On An Airplane

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Planes scare the hell out of me and not because of the possibility of crashing, or a hijacking, or having to watch three hours of rom coms on a tiny screen.

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Fun Fact: The Pilots For Air Canada Are Masturbating To Violent Murder Porn While Flying Planes

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When I think of “Jobs that I wouldn’t care if someone decided to masturbate while doing,” the following occupations come to mind: 1.

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Hey asshole, I didn’t book this flight to make friends

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The buzz from your eleven-dollar airport whiskey’s already waning and you’re only just now shuffling onto the plane.

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Go Home, Airplane. You Are Drunk.

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OK, no one is drunk here, but I'm pretty sure I'd soil my underwear at least twice if I happened to be on this plane trying to land in Bilbao, Spain.

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Jonah Hill’s airplane sex story will make you love him much more

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One of the most memorable scenes of The Wolf of Wall Street involves Jonah Hill and airplane sex.


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