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Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls

 
Editor's Note: Usually we try to feature classy girls here at BroBible. However, whenever the guys at Things That are White Trash ask us to do a story about white trash girls, we can't resist...

 
You guys seemed to enjoy our last post on the top 10 white trash movie girls, so as a reprise we've compiled a list of the top 10 hottest white trash chicks from the small screen. Don’t forget to check out our site, Things that are White Trash, it’s Bro friendly. Enjoy...


1. Jaime Pressly as Joy, “My Name is Earl”

 

You’d be hard pressed to find an actress who does a better job portraying trailer trash than this blonde bombshell.
 

2. Nikki Cox as Tiffany, “Unhappily Ever After” 

This knockout wasn’t really white trash but her family certainly fit the bill.  
 

3. Christina Applegate as Kelly, “Married with Children”

 

What this bimbo lacked in brainpower she more than made up for with her trashy sex appeal.
 

4. Anna Paquin as Sookie, “True Blood”

 

Bayou trash gets bumped up a spot because of gap tooth.
 

5. Adrianne Palicki as Tyra, “Friday Night Lights”

 

Tyra’s poor grades, rebellious wit, and slutty reputation make her a perfect fit.  
 

6. Tiffany Amber Thiessen as Valerie, “90210”

All the bros in 90210 went a round with this whore. You know Steve Sanders didn’t rock a rub.
 

7. Katy Mixon as April Buchanon, “Eastbound and Down” 

We will have to wait until next season to find out if Kenny blew it for good with this smokeshow.  
 

8. Winter Ave Zoli as Lyla, “Sons of Anarchy”

 

Everything about this show screams white trash. This sketchy porn star is no exception.
 

9. Rena Mero as Sable, “WWF"

  

Maybe it makes me white trash, but "Monday Night Raw" used to be the highlight of my week. Sable was the first of the “divas” who are now featured regularly on the program.   
 

10. Kaitlin Olson as Dee, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

 

I find myself attracted to Dee in the same way I found myself attracted to Elaine Benes. The fact that the show makes no attempt at enhancing her sex appeal somehow makes her more desirable.

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Comments

 Luanne from King of the Hill

you find a cartoon hot?

I loved NIkki Cox on Unhappily Ever After. Grade A rack. Great website btw.

There’s no denying Jessica Rabbit was hot, Louis from family guy also has her moments….

 Cox used to be one of my favorite chicks until she took some awful advice and got a lip job. Whoever manages her should be shot for ruining her career. 

Just an FYI - it’s Katy Mixon as April Buchanon (not the other way around)

Like you wouldn’t happily plunge into a three-way with Betty and Veronica.

 Nikki Cox…Jay Mohr is a lucky man

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