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Stone Cold Steve Austin tells story about giving oral to a Sasquatch

By 08.22.14

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That headline deserves to be followed up with an arena full of WWE fans screaming “What?” and not just because that’s what they do when Austin delivers his lines.

It’s a “what?” as in “what the hell are you talking about, Steve?”

On a recent episode of The Steve Austin Show podcast, Stone Cold recounted a recent dream where he had to go down on a female Sasquatch. The story involves Stone Cold’s bald head, a pocket knife and a snorkel.

I’ll say it again — “What?!”

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