15 things every guy loved about Miss Elizabeth

Miss Elizabeth passed away eleven years ago this month. The real life story of Elizabeth Ann is a tragic tale but her wrestling legacy is everlasting.

For an entire generation of wrestling fans, myself included, Miss Elizabeth embodied the ideal woman. Well, what we thought was the ideal woman. We were all wrestling dorks. What did we know about women? Miss Elizabeth carried herself with grace, style and poise even though she spent most of her time in the company of ego-maniacal mad men.

The WWE is planning a new documentary about the life and career of “The Macho Man” Randy Savage. Miss Elizabeth will appear in a huge chunk of the DVD, being not only the Macho Man’s valet, but at one point his wife. Miss Elizabeth was as much responsible for the career and popularity of The Macho Man as Slim Jims and neon cowboy hats.

Sadly, Miss Elizabeth is no longer with us, but she’ll live forever in the hearts (and perverted minds) of wrestling fans. Here are 14 things every guy loved about Miss Elizabeth.

Miss Elizabeth had amazing fashion sense

Miss Elizabeth knew how to manage huge egos

Miss Elizabeth got hotter as she got older

She constantly looked like a bride, and single-handily gave a generation of young men a “long glove” fetish

She inspired the greatest wrestling action figure set of all time

She didn’t speak much

She had amazing hair, and clothes, but always let her man wear the leopard print

She carried herself like a winner…

…even when backing a loser

 Seriously, look at that hair! It should just be called “The Liz”

She genuinely cared for her men…

…and was even willing to take a guitar shot for them, but…

…she always knew when to call for back-up

But if worse came to worse, she knew how to throw down!

And she made a generation of young boys cry with just two words

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.