As anyone who follows former WWE champion The Iron Sheik on Twitter can easily understand, whittling this list of his most insanely funny tweets for the first half of 2014 down to just 100 was not easy. The Sheik is quite a prolific tweeter posting several times a day and around 99% of the time they truly are mind-blowing dispatches.
Once you get through all of these (if you can), I believe that you will feel the same way this gentleman did if you too decide to join The Iron Sheik on his Internet adventure…
following @the_ironsheik was literally the best decision I've ever made in my entire life.
— Spenelli (@KennyPeso) June 4, 2014
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WARNING: LOTS AND LOTS OF SWEAR WORDS. (If you’re sensitive like that.)
Iron Sheik image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
100 through 91
God bless the Drop Dead Fred. I wish it was the Drop Dead Justin Bieber
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 9, 2014
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FUCK THE Happy National Donut Day
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 6, 2014
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Finally June. May go fuck yourself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 1, 2014
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The Brady Bunch one of first show I see in the America. I never have the sex with the Alice but still God bless her forever
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 2, 2014
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FUCK THE INDIAN OCEAN
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 9, 2014
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Jared Leto win award for SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OR I BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK #MTVMovieAwards
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 14, 2014
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One Fish. 2 Fish, Red Fish, GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 25, 2014
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Abe Lincoln have more sex with the white girl than the RGIII
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 12, 2014
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Iron Sheik Muhammad Ali Michael Jordan same thing
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 2, 2014
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Isaiah Thomas wear make up look like black miss piggy
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 18, 2014
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90 through 81
And the Oscar go to Dwayne Wade go FUCK YOURSELF #NBAFinals2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 9, 2014
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The San Antonio the Miami or the Go fuck yourself in the game 1?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 5, 2014
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I go to bed ready to wake up and beat the fuck out of the Monday.
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 2, 2014
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North West dont fucking eat the cheeseburger like your fucking uncle Rob or you can go fuck yourself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 20, 2014
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Manti Teo girlfriend get drafted before the Johnny Football #NFLDraft2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 9, 2014
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Michael Jordan the Iron Sheik of the basketball #sheikmovie
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 4, 2014
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I beat the fuck of snow man in the movie the Frozen Yogurt
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 24, 2014
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Today the William Shatner birthday. He have more space sex than any human being in the world. That way I respect him
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 22, 2014
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Mickey Mouse midget sister have bigger dick than the Juan Pablo #TheBachelor
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 11, 2014
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Vince Carter you cry if somebody poke you in eye what happen when I fucking suplex your fucking egg head on the concrete bitch?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 1, 2014
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80 through 71
Fuck Muffins
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 8, 2014
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Good morning Taliban SUCK MY BALLS
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 3, 2014
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The Arsenio Hall Show cancel but that dead dog whore meat ball tits Nancy Grace @NancyGraceHLN still on? FUCK THE TV FOREVER
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 30, 2014
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Special Report GO FUCK YOURSELF
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 27, 2014
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What game better Halo 5 or Eat shit you mushroom balls low life fucking jabroni 3?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 16, 2014
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Monica Lewinsky you have the kosher salami tits
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 7, 2014
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What game better Mario Kart 8 or I Will Break Your Fucking Neck Tic Tac Balls 5?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 3, 2014
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The Mercer make the Duke humble. I just camel clutch my TV #NCAAMarchMadness2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 22, 2014
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Rob Kardashian eat too many cheeseburger look like Earthquake
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 10, 2014
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Justin Bieber you drink the fucking cough syrup??? You fucking dumb midget squirrel dick low life. I shove the NyQuil up your fucking ass
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 27, 2014
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70 through 61
Zelda you are worse than Bette Midler and you are worse than the Paula Deen. go fuck youself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 10, 2014
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Justin Bieber win World Cup for midget mosquito dick
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 30, 2014
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Every 2 minutes please go fuck yourself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 27, 2014
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I can beat the living fuck out of all of the Two and a Half Men
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 14, 2014
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Happy birthday to the Stevey Wonder. He can't see me but still he know I am the legend.
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 13, 2014
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Ronald McDonald you look like fucking dumb Mcnugget Dick low life cheeseburger tits FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIG MAC I break your fucking neck
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 24, 2014
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I love the Justin Bieber #Aprilsfoolsday YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 1, 2014
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hello @Pharrell serious question. Would you still be Happy if I kicked you in the fucking balls suplex you at coachella? Still I love you
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 19, 2014
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Iron Sheik @MickJagger same thing
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 6, 2014
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Godzilla look good but I can bet the fuck out of that no good motherfucker jabroni any day
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 25, 2014
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60 through 51
SENIORS GO FUCK YOURSELF
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 30, 2014
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The Iggy Azalea deserve Oscar for White Chicks
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 3, 2014
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Before you sleep Please go fuck yourself tonight
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 27, 2014
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Dear Justin Bieber Mama please let me beat the fuck out of your son suplex him break his fucking neck make him humble
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 11, 2014
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if the Johnny Football good or the no good still he never be like that low life raisin balls piece of dead dog shit Tony Romo #NFLDraft2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 9, 2014
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Happy Administrative Professionals Day or Happy You Do whatever the fuck I tell you or I beat the fuck out of you jabroni day
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 23, 2014
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Tomorrow is April so please go fuck yourself
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 31, 2014
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FUCK THE THROW PILLOWS
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 18, 2014
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If I want I could beat the fuck out of anybody on the American Idol
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 6, 2014
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The Greg Oden break his ass when he take a shit
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 23, 2014
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50 through 41
Happy National Running Day accept for the fucking piece of dog shit Oscar Pistorius I hope I break his fucking neck that no good jabroni
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 4, 2014
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Lebron Iron Sheik class but the Chris Bosh have baby ant dick
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 27, 2014
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X-Men need Iron Sheik
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 24, 2014
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Happy Mother's Day to everyone accept the cheeseburger tits Paula Deen and dead dog Donald Sterling wife
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 11, 2014
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ROB FORD YOU MISS MY FUCKING LUNCH FOR THE FUCKING CRACK WHAT THE FUCK YOUR FUCKING CHEESEBURGER PROBLEM?? #sheikmovie
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 1, 2014
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Fuck Earth Day
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 22, 2014
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FUCK OLD MCDONALD
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 30, 2014
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The Cowboys now have the fucking raisin balls Tony Romo and the needle dick midget grasshopper balls Brandon Weeden. GOOD FUCKING LUCK
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 17, 2014
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Dancing with the stars new name Dancing with dead dog go fuck yourself forever jabroni
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 4, 2014
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Charles Barkley Cheeseburger Tits
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 21, 2014
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40 through 31
FUCK READING RAINBOW
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 28, 2014
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Let it go fuck yourself #MakeASongDepressing
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 23, 2014
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The Derek Jeter can have the sex with whoever the fuck he want
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 21, 2014
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The Lamarcus Aldridge fuck the Dwight Howard tonight old country way #BBQChickenAlert
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 24, 2014
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Hello Ronald @McDonalds does your wife have mcnugget tits?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 22, 2014
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Vince Carter have sushi tits and pink baby dog penis #MAVSvSPURS
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 20, 2014
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Both the @_KatherineWebb @10AJMcCarron I say the congratulation for you. But the lady i still suplex your fucking husband he treat you bad
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 29, 2014
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FUCK WHOEVER HAVE THE PET HAMPSTER
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 16, 2014
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hello @ihop do you have the Pancake tits?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 3, 2014
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Hot Pockets you are dumb fucking garbage miss piggy dog shit low life jabroni i break your fucking neck go fuck yourself forever
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 19, 2014
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30 through 21
Before you sleep Please go fuck yourself tonight
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 27, 2014
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Whatever day it is today fuck it
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 20, 2014
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Kim and Kanye same as dead dog and cashew dick
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 18, 2014
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FUCK THE William Shakespeare he have smaller balls than fucking Michael Bolton #sheikmovie
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 23, 2014
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FUCK THE FROSTED FLAKES CEREAL. I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT RAISIN DICK TONY THE DUMB BITCH TIGER GO FUCK YOURSELF #sheikmovie
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 19, 2014
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FUCK THE HOT DOG TOASTER
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 19, 2014
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Pope Francis have the good kush
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 27, 2014
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FUCK THE CLARINET FOREVER
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 16, 2014
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Goldie Hawn look like fucking Garfield #oscars
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 3, 2014
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hey @RobLowe who you fuck today
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 18, 2014
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20 through 11
Ray Allen you good but your head look like your dick #NBAFinals2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 6, 2014
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I clean my toilet with the Donald Sterling hair #OKCvsLAC
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 16, 2014
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Hello @solangeknowles what the fuck happen?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 15, 2014
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Take me out to the ball game or GO FUCK YOURSELF JABRONI
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 18, 2014
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The @NancyGraceHLN only person to have the sex with you is the Gargamel you stupid ugly fucking bitch. Your new name is the Gargamel Grace.
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 17, 2014
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What movie better Mrs. Doubtfire 2 or Mrs. You Dumb Fucking Ugly Bitch I Break Your Fucking Giraffe Tits Low Life Piece Of Shit 3?
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 17, 2014
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Cher better player than the Vince Carter
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 26, 2014
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My birthday same as important as the Jesus the Rob Thomas and the Ryan Phillpe
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 15, 2014
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Best Foreign Language Italy speak fucking english you fucking jabroni nobody give a fuck #Oscars2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 3, 2014
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Lilo & Stitch twerk my balls
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 18, 2014
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10 through 1
Happy Memorial Day Everyone accept for the Justin Bieber get the fuck out of my country before i beat the fuck of and your frog tits mother
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 26, 2014
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If the Michael Sam respect the raisin balls Tony Romo I going to break his fucking neck otherwise I love him forever
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 10, 2014
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Miley Cyrus = Toothpick tits
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 16, 2014
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Knock knock who there? GO FUCK YOURSELF
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 8, 2014
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Bruno Mars have the sex with the Veronica Mars
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 14, 2014
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Never forget You have the sex because you have the balls
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 12, 2014
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FUCK THE SPRING FORWARD YOU TAKE 1 HOUR OF THE COLD BEER AWAY FROM THE LEGEND
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 9, 2014
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Zach Efron shut the fuck up #Oscars2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 3, 2014
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Ice dancing no sport. Ice dancing biggest piece of miss piggy dog shit embarrassing low life raisin balls tic tac dick sport #Sochi2014
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 18, 2014
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FUCK EVERYTHING
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) May 10, 2014
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