CM Punk added to alumni section of WWE.com, which is like PERMANENT you guys

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CM Punk is officially, officially, totally for real this time retired from the WWE.

Remember a couple weeks ago when I said CM Punk was retired. Well now it’s for the reals. It’s just like that time you said you’ve never sleep with that chick again and meant it, ,and then you slept with her again, but let’s focus on what Phil Brooks is going through right now.

It’s so official, the WWE added Punk to the alumni section of WWE.com. That’s like permanent. Once you’re alumni you can never, ever, ever wrestle again. Take Brock Lesnar, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and countless other WWE wrestlers/alumni who got gone and stayed gone. Never to return except for a couple times a year or to headline major PPV shows. GONE!

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Just look at Punk. Standing there in the alumni section of WWE.com next to other WWE greats like Crash Holly, the 27th version of Crush and a recently released Curt Hawkins. None of those guys are ever coming back! Especially not Crush, he’s smashing coconuts in the big wrestling ring in the sky. Does heaven have coconuts? Maybe I shouldn’t ask such big questions so early in the day.

Punk even commented on the WWE’s HTML move himself.

So that’s it fans. CM Punk is gone. Retired. You’ll never see him in a WWE ring again.

Everyone try and cope.

[via Cageside Seats]

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