There’s absolutely no way the kids in this umpire’s league are older than 10, so it’s a bit perplexing why he feels the need to perform his strike-three call with the fury of 1,000 suns. The obvious answer is that he’s just a dick. If a major league ump took off his mask and put on a theatrical show that made Leslie Nielsen look reserved, he’d likely have a fight on his hands. But if the hitters weigh all of 75 pounds, well, it’s mother*cking showtime.

[H/T: Sweater Punch]