If you slept through your gym alarm this morning so you could fall back asleep and hang out with Sleepy Carl, this video will make you feel infinitely sh*ttier about your existence on this earth.  

Dr. William Bell is both a pole vaulter and a 90 year old. He is the world-record holder for his age group. This video is of him breaking his previous record, because why the f*ck wouldn't you break your previous record at age 90? 

He's a doctor, he's 90, and he's a pole vaulter. The premise is so astonishing, I find it hard to beleive that he didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 

[H/T: Bob's Blitz]