I've always had a healthy appreciation of Shakira's looks, moves, and other ancillary attributes. But after seeing her swing a golf club, quite well I might add, I think she has just vaulted herself into my heart. As far as I'm concerned, a hot chick who is more than capable of playing 18 holes, without pissing me off, is the perfect woman (so long as she can perform other basic womanly duties). The kind of broad I'd like to call my own, if only because I want to waste the second half of my life away on a golf course and I don't want anything getting in the way of that.