Great material for that hot new @underwatersoccerproblems account. 

If there was ever a Seinfeld episode about a soccer game, it would probably look like something like this. "But it's waterlogged Jerry... WATERLOGGED!" 

(In case you really need to know, this went down in Kazahkstan--who, incidentally, also happens to be the world's number one exporter of potassium.)

[H/T: Deadspin]