That's right. Once you see this goal, an invisible force will slowly peel your socks away from the feet they were happily suffocating. 

This is Bismarck Century Senior Alec Rauhauser, who appears to be on the fast track to a thriving pro or cawledge hawkey career. Rauhauser finished the game with a hat-trick and one assist in Bismarck Century's overtime win against Bismarck High. Also, North Dakota has a lot of cities. 

[H/T: Bob's Blitz]