Johnny Manziel, quarterback for Texas A&M and a leading contender for the Heisman, is currently having one of the most amazing freshman seasons in college football history. The Aggie has 3,419 passing yards, 1,181 rushing yards, 43 total touchdowns, and his team is 10-2. Basically, if he doesn't win the trophy, we're looking at an ageist voting bloc.

But even with another massive performance on Saturday—this one coming at the expense of the Missouri defense—Manziel's list of 2012 accomplishments seemed... lacking. Something was missing. Something... creepy.

Ah, right! Creepy older woman advances. A fun-loving 19-year-old is perfect for cougars on the prowl. Why hadn't we seen a creepy fan video yet? Enter Mrs. Robinson here, with the best cougar pitch since Demi Moore roped in Ashton Kutcher for a six-year marriage.

(And if you think the subtle cleavage show in this video is accidental, think again, my friend. Think again.)

[H/T: SB Nation]