It’s pretty amazing that we’ve gotten to the point where a moron on the field has to distinguish himself from any other moron on the field. Streaking alone, without some sort of message, is so 1980.

The barrel-chested man used his moment in the national spotlight to tell the children of American: “Don’t be a bully, be a superhero.” Sage advice. Hard as hell to apply, though.

This guy better hope his super power is scrounging up bail money.

There’s also some belief that this dude is the same guy who dressed up as Batman and ran across the Orioles outfield on Opening Day.

A real hero, indeed.

[Black Sports Online]