Granted, the receiver got a little help from his friend.

This went down last week, as Bergen Catholic's JJ Kosar held on to the ball and the Friendship Collegiate Academy defender just long enough for his teammate to steal all the EOY statistical glory. EOY is my nice little buzzword for "end of year," in this case referring to the dinner party where everyone gets that official FINAL STATISTICS sheet.  Buzzwords are what makes the world go round. 

[H/T: Guyism]