The party that is Rob Gronkowski continued on to the University of Rhode Island on Thursday and it was as memorable as you would imagine.

Gronkowski is always attempting things that other men would not or could not do; dancing with an injured ankle, going to the end zone more than any other tight end, and making out with underage girls. Now you can add having sex with Tim Tebow to the list. Some brain trusts at the University of Rhode Island thought having Gronk come on campus to enlighten their students with a speaking engagement would be a good idea. During the lecture one of the students asked a very philosophical question, "Who would you Marry, F*ck, Kill between Rex Ryan, Betty White, and Tim Tebow?" Gronk pondered the question and then hilariously answered that he would f*ck Tim Tebow so he could take his virginity. Boy, this Gronkowski sure likes his meat fresh.

I have to agree with Gronk's decision, logic dictates the you would need to eff Tebow, marry Betty White, and kill Rex Ryan. At 90-years-old, Betty White is still funny and can entertain you on a daily basis, plus with all her experience she probably gives a fairly good beej. You don't want to marry Tebow and have him preach to you every day and sorry Jets fans, but you would need to kill Rex Ryan because do you really want him licking and fondling your toes.