Prepare to behold the best 331 seconds YouTube has to offer. Unearthed by The Big Lead, this video of professional wrestlers fighting intimate objects will delight you to your core. The passion. The athleticism. The realism. Something with a soul fighting something without one. So much to like here.

We were talking in the office the other day about big-time wrestling. We all agreed that writing the soap opera-like arcs for their storylines would be a dream job. Seeing your dream of a roided-up tan man body slam a hamster realized must be a life-changer.