It's the video that Patriots owner Bob Kraft is sure to regret in the future—an audition tape of he and "his pal," 32-year-old Ricki Noel Lander, that includes Kraft awkwardly dancing, dropping some cringe-worthy sexual innuendo and yelling, "F*ck you, p*ssy," while fake-punching a guy. Yes, it's weird.

According to Barstool Sports, which first snagged the video, the tape was meant as an audition for an upcoming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson film called "The Internship," and Kraft was doing Wilson's lines. We don't know how it got out, or, more importantly, what the hell Kraft was thinking.

Regardless, get ready for Jets fans to call for the NFL to fine the Pats for conduct unbecoming to the league.