That’s truly one of the more unpleasant headlines you’ll read today – unless you spend your time searching for disgustingly vile items. Considering our audience, that probably applies to more than a few of you.

Ottawa Senators defenseman Erik Karlsson’s Achilles was severed by Penguins forward Matt Cooke’s skate blade last night. I can’t even type that sentence without having a shiver go through my penis.

Hope you've eaten lunch already.

[H/T: USA Today Sports]