It takes a special person to shakily tape something off television with their phone and upload it to YouTube. We’d all be lost without these people. Without them, I’d have to describe a monkey riding a dog with words – and no words can do that particular majesty justice.

This amazing feat was part of the halftime entertainment during yesterday’s Indianapolis Colts-Houston Texans game. I don’t know why dog-riding-monkeys aren’t a staple of EVERY halftime show. Let’s band together and make that become a reality. We’d all be better for it.