It’s a damn shame that this only counts as one goal. It should be, like, four or something.

That’s goalie Bryan Cooper casually finding the back of the net with a mighty heave. He’ll be bragging about it for the rest of his life and for good reason.

Of course, when he’s 40, the story will be that he scored 10 of these things. Old men lie about how awesome they are almost constantly.

[H/T: Prep Rally]