Jose Canseco is slowly becoming a poor man's Mike Tyson; a pariah trying to transform into a lovable parody of his former self. Well, he's got a ways to go -- he is still a RAT and his eye twitch is nowhere near as endearing as Tyson's infant voice -- but I guess this is a start.

Also, why would Old Milwaukee only air these commercials in Kansas City and deprive the rest of us from seeing them? They must take us as the kind of people who walk into a beer distributor and completely ignore their product. That, of course, is what generally happens when one buys beer anywhere, but that's on them, not us.

Anyway, this next one is especially funny because he consoles Kansas City for being a sh*tty baseball team but not to worry as every other team since 1985 was "cheating." It's classic Jose.