Joey Chestnut tied his personal record by eating 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win his sixth consecutive Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest.

This, of course, is something a human being shouldn’t be able to do. Like many of you, I straddle the line between insanely impressed and irrevocably disgusted.

Meanwhile, Takeru Kobayashi, who is banned from the Coney Island wiener jamboree, supposedly ate 69 at a different event in Brooklyn.

Amazing.