This goes to show that at this point, Mark Sanchez has been ripped apart so much that it's no longer possible to do so.
He's also fireproof.
You've gotta feel for everyone in this situation. Sanchez, for having to endure to wrath of people who talk way too loud at delis, and then complain that there's a credit card minimum (all Jets fans). This guy, for deciding to root for the two most unfortunate franchises in arguably all of sport. The lighter, for being more incompetent than any other lighter in the history of lighters. Eminem, for having to collaborate with Bruno Mars for that song of the same name. The train wreck that is the New York Jets simply goes on and on.
[H/T: Sports Grid]