This is one of those examples when I’m not entirely sure if anything more than the title is necessary.

Of all the things I didn’t expect to see today, grainy footage of a young 22-year-old Ichiro Suzuki getting some face time with Michael Jordan had to rank pretty high on the list.

And yet, here we are.

Go ahead and drink in the combined greatness and combined awful fashion. It will go down tremendously smooth.

[H/T: Sports Grid]