There are few things that can bring our nation together like goalie fights in hockey. Hell, it’s what this country needs in the wake of a particularly divisive presidential election.
This battle royal took place in the Southern Professional Hockey League over the weekend and didn’t disappoint any living thing with a thirst for blood.
It featured the Pensacola Ice Flyers’ Ross MacKinnon and Mississippi Surge’s Kiefer Smiley.
It also featured a clear winner.
Fun fact: blood bounces on ice. So does vomit.
[H/T: Puck Daddy]