Since I'm apparently on the "People Who Have Way Too Much Money" beat today, here's a video of a man who professionally administers and receives brain damage counting a million dollars on his private jet. 

Images rushing around me: Rich Kids of Instagram. Air Mayweather. Countin' millions. Gold bottles. Scold models. Spillin' Ace on my sick J's. 

I'm going to go think about some things now.

H/T: World Star Hip-Hop